What about a "Jokes" thread? - I will start.

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I tried donating blood today.
Never again !
To many stupid questions ?
Who's blood is it ?
Where did you get it from ?
Why is it in a bucket ?
Yeah... picky, picky, picky. It was offered for free. What's the problem?
 
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Did you hear about the farmer who had 99 cows? He rounded them up and had 100.

Of course, you know how he added them? A cow-culator.

This was no easy task, still. His tractor was broken and his horse was sick, so he had to hoof it.

Of course, he only got into the cow business because he wanted to be like his friends. They switched from making wine to making dairy products. They pulled out the grapevines and planted bovines.
 
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'Its' a lie I tell you, :eek: That cannot be true. its not, its not, its not 😢...........................................................................................................................................................BEEP BEEP .....Just joking !
 
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